Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

Babe, my Sparky. I can’t describe how much you mean to me. You’re my Lighting Bolt for a reason. I’ve known you-what-12 or 19 years give or take Tenrou, and still my love falters you like no other…..*Blech*

Throwing the piece of paper, she resumes her mug. “Pfft. This is Sparky I’m talking bout. I don’t need no silly poem to tell him. I love him and there’s nothing to it. If he feels the same way for me, fine. If not, he knows he’ll always have me by his side. I don’t expect him to treat me like a princess or anything. I don’t care who he ends up with. I don’t care if we never end up together. All I care about is him. Just him. Laxus will always hold a place in my heart. No one can change that”