laxussass:

          “HOLD ON.”

— turns around and jumps to the other side, then gets kicked by an old lady —

     “Ughhh—— I… I need…”
— dramatically reaches a hand, holding his abdomen —

          “These pants—-!”

“Sparky, get up” she says as she draws out her lightning card and presses it to his forehead. “Lightning, 5 sparks”

Looking at her the old woman, an angry glare comes across. “Hey, you old bitch!” she calls out the woman. “Get back here. Those pants are mine” she says taking chase.

(via laxusthelightning)